A husband brings home the vacuum cleaner.
Wife:
You bought the vacuum cleaner?”
Husband:
No, not bought. Imagine, I met your friend today. We went to her home, drank a little. Then she took off her clothes and tells me very gently: ‘Take what you want…”
So what?!
Then I took the vacuum cleaner… Useful thing at home.
В качестве наиболее вероятной версии аварии “Фобос-Грунта” называется ошибка в программировании бортового вычислительного комплекса (БВК) станции. Об этом, как пишет 31 января “Коммерсантъ”, говорится в докладе о причинах аварии.
P.S.
Хорошо хоть стоимость с зарплаты не высчитают.
Несколько школьных олимпиадных задач по математике.
Людям, не умеющим признавать наличие альтернативных точек зрения лучше не читать.
Лыжню!
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Iran’s supreme court has upheld the death sentence for a web programmer who faces imminent execution after being found guilty of developing and promoting porn websites.
Saeed Malekpour was picked up by plainclothes officers in October 2008 and taken to Evin prison in Tehran, where he spent a year in solitary confinement without access to lawyers and without charge.
A year after his arrest, the 35-year-old appeared in a state television programme confessing to a series of crimes in connection with a porn website. On the basis of his TV confessions, he was convicted of designing and moderating adult materials online by a court in Tehran, which handed down death penalty
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”, calls one of the nuns.
“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
“Nice tits,” says the man, “where do you want these blinds?”
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